This week is all about the babies.Jessica Simpsonis supposedly having one. Britney was supposedly pregnant with her boyfriend Jason's.Kim Kardashianthinks she'll be a"good stepmom"toHalle Berry's. EvenKristen Stewartis in the mix− she just filmed her birthing scenes for"Breaking Dawn."Who's due for a shower next?Taylor Swift? Find out in the 'zines!
- Life& Style gives us the cover headline"Jessica Simpson Exclusive: I'm Having a Baby!"Then, in the article, we find this sentence:"So Jessica may not be pregnant now, but she's confirming a newborn in her near future."I'm sorry, what? The rest of the article hammers her for"devouring everything from the starter bread to the chocolate souffle"at Coppola's restaurant inNYC, and for planning to serve fried chicken at her wedding. So, just to review: not pregnant, just hungry.
- Meanwhile, in an interview withNick Lachey,Us Weeklypoints out,"Jessica is engaged now, too."(Which is not a question, by the way.) Kudos to Nick for his stolid response:"Life goes on. We've both moved on, and I wish her nothing but the best."That's interview parlance for,"How dare you mention that hussy!"
-Emma WatsonandScout Willisare living in the same five-person suite atBrown University, says Star. And one of the other girls is the daughter ofTyra Banks' boyfriend. Totally normal college experience.
-Kate Winslethas been forced to dump her model boyfriendLouis Dowler, says Star, because"he was calling and texting her all the time and being very needy."Looking on the bright side, this opens the door for Kate andSusan Sarandonto romp around the lower East Side having wild and crazy girls' nights out.
- Buried in Us Weekly's coverage ofPax Jolie-Pitt's 7th birthday is yet another jab at Shiloh's fashion sense. Apparently, she was shopping at the Bonpoint toy store inParisand"Zahara helped herself to a Royal Duchess party dress, while Shiloh got a knight costume with a sword and shield− and said she wanted another one for Pax!"So the girl likes to joust!
- According to In Touch, Halle Berry is being"TORMENTED"by Kim Kardashian, who is now seeingHalle's ex,Gabriel Aubry. Kim took Gabriel to a basketball game, then went around telling her friends that she would"love to be stepmom"toNahla, the daughter Gabriel shares with Halle."Halle would not be happy to see Kim with Nahla,"says a source."She wants her daughter out of the spotlight− not with a reality star who has been in a porno."Hey now! I'll have you know that reality star also has a very successful perfume!
- Life& Style askedPaula Deenhow to cure a hangover and she said,"The best thing for a hangover is half tomato juice, half beer. Hair of the dog!"No, Bodeen, she wasn't talking about you. You can go back to sleep in front of the dishwasher.
- Kristen Stewart is psyched about shooting the scene in"Breaking Dawn"in which Bella gives birth to her half-vampire daughter Renesme."We're working on it to be as intense as it is in the book,"screenwriterMelissa Rosenbergtells OK!. But, of course, the movie is for tweens so ..."I don't think it's about the amount of blood you show. It's about the intensity of it. It's on their faces."Get ready for another session of Stewart-Pattinson
twitchy face-acting!
-Cameron DiazandAlex Rodriguezbroke up couple weeks ago, but then they went toCabo San Lucastogether over Thanksgiving."They aren't the least bit exclusive or interested in anything long-term,"a source tells Life& Style."A-Rod's been with several women since he split with Cameron."The offseason: A-Rod's busiest time of the year.
- Turn to page 46 of OK! for a look into the prison life ofAmanda Knox, aka"Foxy Knoxy"(who will soon be portrayed byHayden Panettierein a Lifetime movie). Amanda is working in the commissary and is"the go-to girl for fellow prisoners seeking anything from soap to perfume."A former fellow prisoner, Florisbela Inocencio de Jesus, tells the mag."You name it, she can get it. ... I knew she would do well in prison. She is a survivor."How comeLindsay Lohannever had cellmates this complimentary?
- Us Weekly has a breakdown of Taylor Swift andJake Gyllenhaal's holiday weekend."Her parents weren't thrilled,"says a source, when Jake invited her to NYC over Thanksgiving, but she hopped a flight fromNashvilleand arrived"hours later at his sister Maggie'sBrooklyntownhouse with her bags in hand.""It's definitely serious,"says a source. Evidence: Jake and Taylor went for their latest latte date at Gorilla Coffee inPark Slope, then grocery-shopped at Union Market, and then the singer helped Maggie cook. The source implies Jake has had a thing for Southern blonds ever sinceReese Witherspoon, and says that Taylor"loves how nice and affectionate he is."Also, she loves that he is old enough not to have seen or read"Twilight."
- Finally, Star'sBritney Spearscover story,"JASON BEAT ME,"should more properly be titled"I betJason Trawickbeat her,"because the one and only source is Britney's ex-husband,Jason Alexander. He claims Britney called him up, told him that she'd accused boyfriend Trawick of cheating, that he'd hit her, and that she'd aborted his baby. As"proof,"Alexander shows the mag text messages Britney sent him, including one that reads,"I miss you boo ... I don't want you to think I ever forgot about you."Perhaps most disheartening, each of Britney's texts is labeled"From: starbucksbabeb."StarbucksBaby? Time to get this girl a new man,
a new number, and switch her to tea.
Wedding watch
In Touch brings us news of the royal bachelor party that is being planned byPrince Harry. It will be a week-long celebration on either the island ofMustiqueor billionaireSir Richard Branson's Necker Island, andSnoop DoggorColdplaymight be flown in to
perform. BothPrince WilliamandKate Middletonare invited, and Harry is"planning a practical joke involving male and female strippers."(Which meansDavid Arquettewill no doubt be close by.)
Fun Facts
Martha Stewartis the subject of Us Weekly's"25 Things You Don't Know About Me,"and almost every one is that signature Martha mix of crazy and awesome. Samples:"I tend to keep a light on near my bed when I sleep (about four hours a night) so I can write notes or do work when I wake up.""When I travel, I like to bring my own fresh lemons. Just in case they don't have them on the plane.""I recently tracked polar bears on a working vacation inNorthern Canada."
Celeb Speak
OK! asks hunkKellan Lutzwhen he last felt guilty."I was on the route to become a chemical engineer,"he says."To be doing what I'm doing now, I'm blessed. You feel guilty because you're like, 'Wow.' "Sorry, science, he had to follow his gut. Make that his eight-pack.
Do you believe it?
With hubbyHank Baskettbusy inMinnesota,Kendra Wilkinsonhas moved back into thePlayboy Mansion, says Star."She'd been living in a rented home inL.A.and would occasionally stay with family and friends, but she jumped at the chance"to live there again, says a source."She's been spending several nights a week there— she loves it!"Well, of course, she does: There's the beautiful pool, the in-house chef and a never-ending parade of potential baby-sitters.
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